Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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