He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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