So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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