So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
