I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So. Much. Porn.
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