Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
