So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So vagazzling was a success
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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