Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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