let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I love having hate sex.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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