They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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