White coat. Heels.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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