dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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