i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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