the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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