So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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