I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm determined to sit on that face.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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