i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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