just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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