S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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