he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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