Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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