Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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