dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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