Nicole vs. Life
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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