So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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