Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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