You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
pray to the hookup gods
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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