READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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