He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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