David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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