My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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