bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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