Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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