Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
