new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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