I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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