I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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