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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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