You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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