ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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