Are we in a gay sports bar?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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