somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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