As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
there is glitter all over my balls
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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