why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You pole danced in your parka.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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