He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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