Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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