Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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