Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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