id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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