last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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